Description:
A selection of columns and articles from "The Five Lakes Heron" which is "America's Leading Lake Fed Newspaper." All content is satire and humor, from columns by the paper's Publisher, Major Ashpole, to columns such as "Cooking and Gardening Organically with Five Lakes' Own Rapidly Ripening Earth Mother, Soila Lohme.” You might think of the site as "Andy Rooney meets Lake Wobegon." The humor ranges from sophisticated to just plain silly. Updated every Mon-Wed-Fri.
http://www.majorashpole.com